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Thursday, September 2
Question:  About 37 percent of Americans will never do this.  What is it?
Answer:  Live outside their hometown.
 
Wednesday, September 1
Question:  A survey of women asked where the worst first date that they went on was and this was the number one answer. What is it?
Answer:  Mini-golf.
 
Tuesday, August 31
Question:  According to a recent survey, 40 percent of women admit they base their first impression of other women on this.  What is it?
Answer:  Their shoes.
 
Monday, August 30
Question:  Experts say we dream about this the most. What is it?
Answer:  Losing our teeth.
 
Friday, August 27
Question:  The average man first does this at age 34. What is it?
Answer:  Trims ear hair.
 
Thursday, August 26
Question:  58 percent of kids do this on the first day of school. What is it?
Answer:  Wear at least one new article of clothing.
 
Wednesday, August 25
Question:  Sales of these have decreased each of the last five years.  What are they?
Answer:  CD's.
 
Tuesday, August 24
Question: 86 percent of school kids will do this during the school year. What is it?
Answer:  Swap lunch items at school.
 
Monday, August 23
Question:  27 percent of us would rather have dental work done than do this.  What is it?
Answer:  Housework.
 
Thursday, August 19
Question: 23 percent of adults do this first thing every morning.  What is it?
Answer:  Make coffee.
 
Wednesday, August 18
Question:  About 15 percent of us have one of these.  What is it?
Answer:  A pool table.
 
Monday, August 16
Question:  During the past 3 months, North Americans have received 640 million of these.  What is it?
Answer:  Credit card offers.
 
Friday, August 13
Question:  On average, parents tell their young children to do this at least once a day.  What is it?
Answer:  Listen.
 
Thursday, August 12
Question:  6 percent of men have done this on the phone. What is it?
Answer:  Propose marriage.
 
Wednesday, August 11
Question:  65% of women have done this in front of a mirror.  What is it?
Answer:  Sing with a hairbrush in their hand.
 
Tuesday, August 10
Question:  Kids are more likely than adults to do this in the morning.  What is it?
Answer:  Smile.
 
Monday, August 9
Question:  62% of women wore these when they were young girls.  What are they?
Answer:  Pigtails.
 
Thursday, August 5
Question:  There's an 85 percent chance that you'll do this today.  What is it?
Answer:  Buy something.
 
Tuesday, August 3
Question:  Close to 50% of women said they would never sell this on Ebay. What is it?
Answer:  Their wedding dress.
 
Monday, August 2
Question:  You're more likely to use one of these during the week than during a weekend.  What is it?
Answer:  A computer.
 
Friday, July 30
Question:  Women 55 and older are doing this more than any other age group. What is it?
Answer:  Joining Facebook.
 
Thursday, July 29
Question:  On average, parents tell their children to do this 4 times a week.  What is it?
Answer:  Tie your shoes.
 
Wednesday, July 28
Question:  20 percent of us have lost this while on vacation. What is it?
Answer:  A tooth.
 
Tuesday, July 27
Question:  In 1960 there were over 4,000 of these in the U.S. Today there are about 400. What are they?
Answer:  Drive-in movies.
 
Monday, July 26
Question:  This industry generates $3 billion a year.  What is it?
Answer:  Yard sales.
 
Friday, July 23
Question:  This happens to us 5 years earlier than it did in the 1970's.  What is it?
Answer:  We go grey.
 
Thursday, July 22
Question:  On average, this is at its peak between the ages of 25 & 30.  What is it?
Answer:  Your memory.
 
Wednesday, July 21
Question:  In 1960 there were over 4,000 of these in the U.S. Today there are about 400. What are they?
Answer:  Drive-in movies.
 
Tuesday, July 20
Question:  62 percent of us say that this is a requirement for a picnic. What is it?
Answer:  A frisbee.
 
Monday, July 19
Question:  68% of people say they lack the coordination to do this.  What is it?
Answer:  Use a YoYo.
 
Friday, July 16
Question:  About 10 percent of us have this car issue right now. What is it?
Answer:  Their check engine light is on.
 
Thursday, July 15
Question:  18 percent of us have done this at work in the past year. What is it?
Answer:  Fallen asleep during a meeting.
 
Wednesday, July 14
Question:  3 percent of us will go to work today without realizing this. What is it?
Answer:  We are still wearing a price tag.
 
Tuesday, July 13
Question:  A new study found that people lost an average of 11 pounds last year doing this activity. What's the activity?
Answer:  Walking your dog.
 
Monday, July 12
Question:  Sales of these items have decreased consistently over the last decade.  What are they?
Answer:  Watches.
 
Friday, July 9
Question:  The average person buys 5 of these a year.  What are they?
Answer:  Movie tickets.
 
Thursday, July 8
Question:  Odds are you'll do this at least five times today.  What is it?
Answer:  Look in the mirror.
 
Wednesday, July 7
Question:  In a survey of wives, this is the one item that their husband borrows the most. What is it?
Answer:  Tweezers.
 
Tuesday, July 6
Question:  Nearly half of Americans have worn these at least once.  What are they?
Answer:  Mickey Mouse ears.
 
Friday, July 2
Question:  Men, more so than women, view this as a vital part of their life.  What is it?
Answer:  Coffee.
 
Thursday, July 1
Question:  About 35% of North Americans do this at least once a week. What is it?
Answer:  Dial the wrong number.
 
Wednesday, June 30
Question:  What do you call the round plastic piece that goes in the centre of a 45 record?
Answer:  Spider.
 
Tuesday, June 29
Question:  Spending on this hobby is up 500%. What is it?
Answer:  Gardening.
 
Monday, June 28
Question:  22 percent of adults do this on a hot summer day.  What is it?
Answer:  Eat a popsicle.
 
Friday, June 25
Question:  The more money you have, the more likely you are to use these. What are they?
Answer:  Coupons.
 
Wednesday, June 23
Question:  This isn't nearly as important in the work place as it used to be.  What is it?
Answer:  A fax machine.
 
Tuesday, June 22
Question:  87 million Americans own a piece of clothing with this on it. What is it?
Answer:  An American flag.
 
Monday, June 21
Question:  There's a 12 percent chance that you did this at some point this past weekend.  What is it?
Answer:  Dance.
 
Friday, June 18
Question:  There are almost 70 million of these in the United States. What are they?
Answer:  Fathers.
 
Wednesday, June 16
Question:  One in five adults do this every day - what?
Answer:  Play video games.
 
Tuesday, June 15
Question:  When it comes to car stuff, women are better than men at this. What is it?
Answer:  Using turn signals.
 
Monday, June 14
Question:  The average person does this 22 times a day at home.  What is it?
Answer:  Open the fridge.
 
Thursday, June 10
Question:  You'll spend nearly $7,000 dollars on this in your lifetime - what?
Answer:  Snacks from a vending machine.
 
Tuesday, June 8
Question:  The average cost of this is $3,700 an hour. What is it?
Answer:  A wedding.
 
Monday, June 7
Question:  70% of people have done this with their teeth. What?
Answer:  Brushed their teeth with toothpaste and one of their fingers.
 
Friday, June 4
Question:  A survey found that the average woman spends $20,000 during her lifetime on something she never uses.  What is it?
Answer:  Clothing.
 
Thursday, June 3
Question:  What popular side dish started out as leftovers from another very popular side dish?
Answer:  Tater Tots.
 
Wednesday, June 2
Question:  On average, we spend 7 years doing this.  What is it?
Answer:  Hanging out in the bathroom.
 
Tuesday, June 1
Question:  In a lifetime, we will do this 35,000 times - what is it?
Answer:  Eat a cookie.
 
Friday, May 28
Question:  Three quarters of all of these are eaten at breakfast - what?
Answer:  Raisins.
 
Wednesday, May 26
Question:  Experts say there are 4 foods that almost all picky eaters will eat. Chocolate chip cookies, french fries, mac & cheese, and this?
Answer:  Fried chicken.
 
Tuesday, May 25
Question:  Over 80% of women say doing this will put them in a better mood - what?
Answer:  Putting on lipstick.
 
Monday, May 24
Question:  34% of Men have never done this. What is it?
Answer:  Changed a diaper.
 
Friday, May 21
Question:  15 percent of adults surveyed actually look forward to doing this on the weekend. What is it?
Answer:  Laundry.
 
Thursday, May 20
Question:  More of this is sold on Sunday than any other day of the week. What is it?
Answer:  Ice cream.
 
Wednesday, May 19
Question:  Happy people do this more than unhappy ones - what is it?
Answer:  Talk.
 
Tuesday, May 18
Question:  If you're like 2/3's of Americans, this is the first thing you do when you get to work - what is it?
Answer:  Delete all junk e-mail.
 
Monday, May 17
Question:  Half of all Americans do this at least 6 times a day - what?
Answer:  Hit the snooze button.
 
Friday, May 14
Question:  98 percent of the time, this job is held by a woman. What is it?
Answer:  Kindergarten teacher.
 
Thursday, May 13
Question:  Almost 70% of businesses have banned this - what?
Answer:  Wearing flip flops.
 
Wednesday, May 12
Question:  Typically the younger you are, the more you do this.  What is it?
Answer:  Smile.
 
Tuesday, May 11
Question:  This hobby has doubled among young Americans over the last decade - what is it?
Answer:  Sewing and/or knitting.
 
Monday, May 10
Question:  42 percent of mothers received this on Mother's Day.  What is it?
Answer:  A picture of their grandchild.
 
Friday, May 7
Question:  10% of people enjoy the taste of this. What is it?
Answer:  Licking envelopes.
 
Wednesday, May 5
Question:  The average person uses 4 of these every day. What?
Answer:  A cup.
 
Tuesday, May 4
Question:  240 of these are installed every day worldwide. What are they?
Answer:  ATM's.
 
Monday, May 3
Question:  About 1000 people are taken to emergency rooms each year because of injuries from this. What is it?
Answer:  Walking while texting.
 
Friday, April 30
Question:  6% of drivers admit to doing this behind the wheel.  What is it?
Answer:  Reading a book.
 
Thursday, April 29
Question:  In your home, the average one of these is two years old.  What is it?
Answer:  Salad dressing.
 
Wednesday, April 28
Question:  According to their website, more than 200 million of these have been sold since 1935. What are they?
Answer:  Games of Monopoly.
 
Tuesday, April 27
Question:  Six percent of American men do this and 70 percent of American women do. What is it?
Answer:  Paint their fingernails.
 
Monday, April 26
Question:  Besides not working, people look forward to the weekends for this reason.  What is it?
Answer:  Eating whatever they want.
 
Wednesday, April 21
Question:  The average person goes through 460 of these a month. What are they?
Answer:  Cell phone minutes.
 
Tuesday, April 20
Question:  4 in 10 Americans eat this even though it's potentially dangerous - what?
Answer:  Raw cookie dough.
 
Monday, April 19
Question:  Women were asked what their number one comfort food was and ice cream came in first - what came in second?
Answer:  Mac & cheese.
 
Friday, April 16
Question:  47% of people have done this while doing home repair. What is it?
Answer:  Smashed a finger with a hammer.
 
Thursday, April 15
Question:  People are three times more likely to do this when they're alone.  What is it?
Answer:  Sing.
 
Wednesday, April 14
Question:  According to People Magazine, over 20% of Americans have a random phobia of this - what?
Answer:  Clowns.
 
Tuesday, April 13
Question:  The average person eats 150 pounds of this a year. What is it?
Answer:  Sugar.
 
Monday, April 12
Question:  Around 15% of teens wore this in the 80's. What was it?
Answer:  Headgear with your braces.
 
Thursday, April 8
Question:  Less than 20% of women have done this - many think it's disgusting - what?
Answer:  Baiting a fish hook.
 
Wednesday, April 7
Question:  The average adult has 8 of these.  What are they?
Answer:  Keys.
 
Tuesday, April 6
Question:  The average teenager does not own this common accessory.  What is it?
Answer:  A watch.
 
Monday, April 5
Question:  About 40% of us have worn this to work - what?
Answer:  A price tag.
 
Friday, April 2
Question:  Over 2 weeks of your life (about 16 days) will be spent doing this - what?
Answer:  Looking for car keys.
 
Thursday, April 1
Question:  1 in 5 Moms serve their families this every day - what?
Answer:  Ketchup.
 
Wednesday, March 31
Question:  According to a survey - for women the average is 20, for men its 6 - what is it?
Answer:  Length of a phone call.
 
Tuesday, March 30
Question:  The average person does this 3 times a year. What is it?
Answer:  Ruins a meal by burning it.
 
Monday, March 29
Question:  Pizza is the most common dinner on Friday nights in America.  What is number two?
Answer:  Chicken.
 
Friday, March 26
Question:  54% of kids have done this. What is it?
Answer:  Gotten gum stuck in their hair.
 
Thursday, March 25
Question:  Nearly one third of kids in this country are forced to do this by their parents.  What is it?
Answer:  Play an instrument.
 
Wednesday, March 24
Question:  On average, you will buy 7 of these in your lifetime - what are they?
Answer:  Washing machines.
 
Tuesday, March 23
Question:  28 percent of us say we never go out without carrying this. What?
Answer:  Gum.
 
Monday, March 22
Question:  Most people average three of these every decade.  What are they?
Answer:  Bosses.
 
Friday, March 19
Question:  One quarter of all dogs can do this and about one tenth of all cats can; all human beings can - what is it?
Answer:  Snore.
 
Wednesday, March 17
Question:  Americans spend $20 billion a year visiting these. What are they visiting?
Answer:  Snack or vending machines.
 
Tuesday, March 16
Question:  About 35 percent of us have a favorite one of these that we check every day. What is it?
Answer:  Website.
 
Monday, March 15
Question:  Nine out of 10 executives say this can boost your chances of landing a job. What is it?
Answer:  Sending a thank-you note.
 
Friday, March 12
Question:  Sales of these have dropped off every year for the last five years. What are they?
Answer:  CD's.
 
Thursday, March 11
Question:  Research shows that men who do this each morning live an average of five years longer. What is it?
Answer:  Kiss their wives before they go to work.
 
Wednesday, March 10
Question:  A man is more likely to be sentimental about one of these.  What is it?
Answer:  T-shirt.
 
Tuesday, March 9
Question:  You loved it as a child...your children probably love it now... its name came from a cartoon. What is it?
Answer:  A security blanket. (It appeared in the Peanuts cartoon.)
 
Monday, March 8
Question:  24% of women do this. What?
Answer:  Mow the lawn.
 
Friday, March 5
Question:  According to a recent survey, coffee was the most memorable smell - what came in second?
Answer:  Vick's Vap-O-Rub.
 
Thursday, March 4
Question:  This is the #1 driving habit that annoys people the most. What is it?
Answer:  Not using turn signals.
 
Wednesday, March 3
Question:  Nine of of ten kids think there will be one of these in their lifetime. What?
Answer:  A female President.
 
Tuesday, March 2
Question:  These were all the rage 15 years ago, but not so much today.  What are th, ey?
Answer:  Pagers.
 
Monday, March 1
Question:  15 percent of us say this is our favorite place to hide money. Where is it?
Answer:  In a shoe.
 
Friday, February 26
Question:  Kids use this office supply more than most adults.  What is it?
Answer:  Paper.
 
Thursday, February 25
Question:  According to their website, more than 200 million of these have been sold since 1935. What is it?
Answer:  The game of Monopoly.
 
Wednesday, February 24
Question:  60% of parents say it's easier to do this with a girl than with a boy - what?
Answer:  Name them.
 
Tuesday, February 23
Question:  If you are over 50, you will likely never eat one of these again.  What is it?
Answer:  Pop Tart.
 
Monday, February 22
Question:  Just by doing this, you increase your short and long term memory by over a third. What?
Answer:  Chew gum.
 
Friday, February 19
Question:  12% of people do this. What is it?
Answer:  Put ketchup on their eggs.
 
Thursday, February 18
Question:  This was more common 15 years ago in the average household compared to today.  What is it?
Answer:  A family pet.
 
Wednesday, February 17
Question:  10.4 million North American people do this for fun. What is it?
Answer:  Ski.
 
Tuesday, February 16
Question:  Sales of these have increased by 20% in the last year. What are they?
Answer:  Snowboards.
 
Monday, February 15
Question:  The average person buys 5 of these every year. What is it?
Answer:  Light bulb.
 
Friday, February 12
Question:  Women like to do this on "dates" way more than men. What is it?
Answer:  Sit next to ea, ch other while eating.
 
Thursday, February 11
Question:  After learning the words mama, daddy and no, what word do most babies learn next?
Answer:  TV!
 
Wednesday, February 10
Question:  An apple is a fruit, a pepper is a vegtable - how is a pineapple classified?
Answer:  As a berry.<, /FONT>
 
Tuesday, February 9
Question:  33% of men have done this. What is it?
Answer:  Cried during a movie.
 
 
Monday, February 8
Question:  15 percent of adults surveyed actually look forward to doing this on the weekend. What is it?
Answer:  Laundry.
Friday, February 5
Question:  This is the #1 driving habit that annoys people the most? What is it?
Answer:  Not using turn signals.
 
Thursday, February 4
Question:  These were introduced in 1980. They became an instant hit with kids and are still popular today. What is it?
Answer:  Juice box,, es.
 
Wednesday, February 3
Question:  People do this more in the summer - more women do this than men and it's not good for you - what is it?
Answer:  Chew ice.
 
Tuesday, February 2
Question:  70% of us do this about once a week. What is it?
Answer:  Read the paper.
 
Monday, February 1
Question:  It's likely that you'll do this 3 times today.  What is it?
Answer:  Tie your shoes.
 
Friday, January 29
Question:  81 percent of Americans do this first thing in the morning.  What is it?
Answer:  Check their phone.
 
Wednesday, January 27
Question:  28% of people do this on a daily basis. What is it?
Answer:  Floss.
 
Tuesday, January 26
Question:  The average person keeps one of these for 7 years. What is it?
Answer:  Their couch.
 
Monday, January 25
Question:  People do this more on Monday than on any other day of the week. What is it?
Answer:  Lose their keys.
 
Friday, January 22
Question:  According to experts, you're three times more likely to catch a cold if you don't do what?
Answer:  Get enough sleep.
 
Thursday, January 21
Question:  99% of people have suffered from this. What is it?
Answer:  Chapped lips.
 
Wednesday, January 20
Question:  80% of us say this has improved our family life. What is it?
Answer:  DVR.
 
Tuesday, January 19
Question:  Roughly 25% of American families will have this as part of their dinner tonight.  What is it?
Answer:  Salad.
 
Monday, January 18
Question:  Women are more likely to use this than men. What is it?
Answer:  Coffee creamer.
 
Friday, January 15
Question:  Sales of these have increased by more than 60% in the last five years. What is it?
Answer:  Frozen pizza.
 
Wednesday, January 13
Question:  20 percent of us do this at least once a week. What is it?
Answer:  Show up late for work.
 
Tuesday, January 12
Question:  1 in 3 of us will forget to do this today.  What is it?
Answer:  Put on deodorant.
 
Monday, January 11
Question:  Most U.S. automobile horns honk in what key?
Answer:  The key of  “F”.
 
Friday, January 8
Question:  The average person does this 3 times every morning. What is it?
Answer:  Changes clothes.
 
Wednesday, January 6
Question:  46% of people have done this to stay warm. What is it?
Answer:  Wear two pair of socks.
 
Tuesday, January 5
Question:  6 percent of these will go unused this year. What are they?
Answer:  Gift cards.
 
Monday, January 4
Question:  12% of us will do this in 2010. What?
Answer:  Keep a new year's resolution all year long.
 
 
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